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Today, everything began falling apart and I don't know what to do about it. As I walked out of the school cafeteria, an idea crossed my mind. I'm telling you this, not for sympathy but because for the first time in years I'm afraid of my own thoughts. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want help. To be honest, I have no clue WHAT I want. That's what scares me.
There is a burning need I feel right now
To escape any way, find somehow
To get the fuck right out of here
Before I lose my mind

I’ve thought a lot recently
About what I want and what I need
And I’m coming to the conclusion
They’re not compatible

A thought crosses my mind
One of a much darker kind
And I begin to consider
The prose of suicide

My heart beats slow
And I don’t know
Why I want to write this

I’m sorry

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[Joker]
Sit back, relax and let me show you a magic trick.
I'll button mash your sister with my big thick prick,
Stick my knife in your mouth, then press down the right stick.
Next I'll tie you to a cinder block and sit it on a cliff,
Then give it a little kick, while I'm licking my lips.
I like you, know why?
Because you're so cheap.
Your rhymes are a dime a dozen.
Your flow is just weak.
I've got some laughing gas here that'll make you delirious.
So I'll ask you this once...why. so. Serious!?

[Vaas]
You think you're crazy, hermano?
I'm the definition of insanity.
You're just an emo little clown,
Filled with rage and vanity.
Who the FUCK do you think the winner will be?
Me or you?
You or ME?
You think this time will be different?
With your puny little knife.
No no no bitch please.
I'll fucking end your life.
You think your dick is big?
Well mine is bigger.
If you've got such big balls,
Then PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER.

[Joker]
My father was a drinker and a fiend,
But you're still the dumbest mother fucker that I've ever seen.
And thanks for the offer, but I prefer knives.
Guns are too quick.
I can't savor the look in your eyes,
When I beat you, tell citra I won.
Then go back to her temple for a little tribal fun.
Why you down on your knees,
What's wrong, ya little wuss?
You went down easier than gravity.
All it took was a little...push.
I'll put a smile on your face,
Spew a one liner,
Introduce some Anarchy
Then kill the bus driver.


[Vaas]
I'm crazier than you and the bat combined.
You don't like to see cash?
Good. Then I'll rob you blind.
There's no higher class of criminal than me.
I'm a pirate but I don't sail the seven seas.
I'd kidnap you for ransom,
But nobody loves you.
I'd rather throw you out an airplane
without a parachute.
Got your finger on the trigger
up in the fucking sky
if you think that you’ve won
you’ve gotta be high.
I know how you got your scars,
In a dogfight, you're my bitch.
Look me in the eyes
While you're sucking my dick.
I'll nail you to the fucking cross,
But you won't be reborn.
I'll put a saddle on your back
And ride you like my horse,
torture you until you wish you'd never been born.
Then go find McLovin' and make him blow my horn.
Joker vs. Vaas
So, I wrote this a while ago and I've been refining it ever since. As the name may imply, it's a rap battle between Heath Ledger's version of The Joker and Vaas from Far Cry. It mostly speaks for itself. I hope you like it.
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Blake Mongeon
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I was born in a town with a very strange name, Belchertown, honest! I've basically lived here my whole life. I've always loved creative writing. So, when I got to the grade where it was no longer part of the curiculum I was really disappointed. since then I write for fun in my free time. I hope you enjoy my stories because my main goal in writing them is to entertain people. (also I'm lazy so getting paid to do nothing but type what's on my mind would be pretty awsome.) I notice that this BIO is very rambly (Not a word, I know) but that's because I didn't put much effort into it. I promise that my stories are alot less random. ssssooooo........WHY ARE YOU READING THIS? CHECK 'EM OUT! and I would appreciate feedback so thx to those who give it.
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Today, everything began falling apart and I don't know what to do about it. As I walked out of the school cafeteria, an idea crossed my mind. I'm telling you this, not for sympathy but because for the first time in years I'm afraid of my own thoughts. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want help. To be honest, I have no clue WHAT I want. That's what scares me.

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kcspaghetti Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
:icongrin--plz: Thanks 4 the faves!!!
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Supach Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the Llama :)
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TheMartyred Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Np
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FloweringChaos Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
:iconotlplz:  I'm... I'm a day late.  I'm sorry.  :(  But, that's not going to stop me!

Ahoy, Blake!

It's been quite a while, hasn't it? We've been mateys aboard the Sangue-Padre for quite a while, and I must admit, it's been quite fun to be your crewmate.  :)  Even if I haven't been here for a while... :iconahemplz:  But, all the same, I'm glad to have met you, and I look forward to actually returning so that we can talk more! (Assuming that you have time as well, that is.)  I hope you had a great birthday, and you better have partied enough for all of us!  :ahoy:

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May the shadows guide your path,
- Aisuru  :iconofficialfella4plz:
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TheMartyred Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
AISURU! My old friend and fellow assassin! You are one of the few people whom I seriously miss! I hope you're still around and that you get this message. I'm starting up a new group, partly modeled after the old BFP. I would be honored if you would join it!
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